This is actually my friend's three year old. Her father is big on art and has taken her to the Guggenheim many times. She didn't like this exhibit and had no problem expressing that.
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February 25, 2013
Early Honesty
This is actually my friend's three year old. Her father is big on art and has taken her to the Guggenheim many times. She didn't like this exhibit and had no problem expressing that.
February 12, 2013
More Funny Little Man Quotes
I just want to keep a log of all the interesting things that come out of the Little Man's mouth. After all, he's only small once and I fear I'll forget.
Here are some of the recent ones:
He called a pineapple an "apple-coney." My guess is he thought of pine cones and apples. I love it!
As a joke, I asked him if he'd like a peanut butter and broccoli sandwich and he said, "that would be ewwwww, mama!"
Unfortunately, he's learning some quotes from old Dr. Seuss videos, which include words like, "stupid." Luckily that hasn't popped out yet but, "get out of my way, or else!" has, which I'm not too impressed with.
Here are some of the recent ones:
He called a pineapple an "apple-coney." My guess is he thought of pine cones and apples. I love it!
As a joke, I asked him if he'd like a peanut butter and broccoli sandwich and he said, "that would be ewwwww, mama!"
Unfortunately, he's learning some quotes from old Dr. Seuss videos, which include words like, "stupid." Luckily that hasn't popped out yet but, "get out of my way, or else!" has, which I'm not too impressed with.
October 01, 2012
Daycare Funnies
My friend was recently shopping around for daycare and came across this ad:
home day care close to metro Including meals and snakes, long experienced (10years) in a safe and clean child friendly environment
I know when I'm looking for a daycare, the first thing I ask about is are the snakes included!
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At my son's home daycare, which doesn't have any snakes at all (unfortunately?) his caretaker has been valiantly and bravely potty training him. I send him with a bag of clean clothes and strangely, at the end of the day, I receive this:
His pants have been Ziplock sealed for freshness!
I sometimes wash and reuse Ziplock bags (colour me frugal!) but I don't have the heart to after there's been pee-pee pants sealed in them all day.
October 07, 2009
One Week Old
Baby's cord stub fell off today and he's one week old. We should have a cake.
My body has changed in the last week, it's hard to believe. Pre-pregnancy, I was 105. Went up to 132lbs at the highest. Was 120 when I got home from the hospital. Today I'm 115.
Best quote of the day from Hubby in regards to Baby: "omg, he's so cute, he could sh*t in a plate and I couldn't get angry."
Second best quote from Hubby while speaking to the diaper service pick up guy while I'm yelling in the background for them to wait because I have one more: "what? wait, my wife has something to tell you....*runs upstairs to see me and I hand him a poopy diaper*...oh, um, here's another diaper." My wife has something to tell you. LOL
My body has changed in the last week, it's hard to believe. Pre-pregnancy, I was 105. Went up to 132lbs at the highest. Was 120 when I got home from the hospital. Today I'm 115.
Best quote of the day from Hubby in regards to Baby: "omg, he's so cute, he could sh*t in a plate and I couldn't get angry."
Second best quote from Hubby while speaking to the diaper service pick up guy while I'm yelling in the background for them to wait because I have one more: "what? wait, my wife has something to tell you....*runs upstairs to see me and I hand him a poopy diaper*...oh, um, here's another diaper." My wife has something to tell you. LOL
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