Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

February 12, 2013

More Funny Little Man Quotes

I just want to keep a log of all the interesting things that come out of the Little Man's mouth. After all, he's only small once and I fear I'll forget.

Here are some of the recent ones:

He called a pineapple an "apple-coney." My guess is he thought of pine cones and apples. I love it!

introducing the appleconey on onequartermama.ca


As a joke, I asked him if he'd like a peanut butter and broccoli sandwich and he said, "that would be ewwwww, mama!"

Unfortunately, he's learning some quotes from old Dr. Seuss videos, which include words like, "stupid." Luckily that hasn't popped out yet but, "get out of my way, or else!" has, which I'm not too impressed with.


April 14, 2012

He's MINE!

I'm aware I could be more sensitive because of my secondary infertility background - it took many years, lots of tests, pain, tears, money and effort to have our son.

I'll also admit I might be a bit more sensitive since even though my son resembles and acts like me, he's white. So I don't like it when we go out and people ask, 'who's child is that?' and someone else jokingly pipes up, 'mine.'
Because often, the other person is white, and therefore other people believe them.

I am very proud of my son. He was a real labour of love. I carried him, I bled, I wept, I birthed him. Please don't take credit for my creation. He's mine.